Two in One Day!
(And Too Funny Not to Share)
Iby [1:38 PM]:
Hey- you're planning on taking your laptop with you to Dallas, right?
Minion [1:38 PM]:
of course
Minion [1:38 PM]:
it's like my Visa, don't leave home without it
Iby [1:38 PM]:
Ok, good. Because we've got to get this Iteration 2 done this weekend.
Iby [1:39 PM]:
I just spoke with Tim and the environment isn't going to be ready until tomorrow. And Developer is planning on working all weekend so we can the mo'fo out.
Iby [1:39 PM]:
So you'll be good VPNing in Sat and Sun to get this done?
Minion [1:39 PM]:
do I have a choice?
Iby [1:40 PM]:
Well, I can't require you to work on the weekend. But the project would sure appriciate it. And since Developer is already...
Minion [1:40 PM]:
I know
Iby [1:41 PM]:
You've got Developer's cell phone number in your phone, right? So you can work with him?
Minion [1:41 PM]:
yeah
Iby [1:42 PM]:
Oh- and also remember that I'm a big fat liar and Developer and I enjoy picking on you.
Minion [1:42 PM]:
are you sh1tting me?
Iby [1:43 PM]:
About what? That Developer and I enjoy picking on you? No, I'm not sh1tting you.
Developer has been added to the instant message conversation.
Minion [1:43 PM]:
you both are b@stards
Developer [1:43 PM]:
Hey we have to have some fun somehow
Minion [1:44 PM]:
at the expense of the young, stud tester
Iby [1:44 PM]:
Can you forward me the email you'd started to draft to your friends about what a horrible person I am?
Minion [1:44 PM]:
Minion [1:42 PM]:
so now I have to work while I'm in Dallas
CoWorker [1:42 PM]:
when do you get back
Minion [1:42 PM]:
Sunday
CoWorker [1:42 PM]:
and you have to work why
CoWorker [1:42 PM]:
Iby making you?
Minion [1:42 PM]:
F'ing project
Minion [1:44 PM]:
oh I hate Iby
Minion [1:44 PM]:
how's that???
Developer [1:44 PM]:
hahahahahahahaha
Iby [1:44 PM]:
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Minion [1:44 PM]:
the "I hate Iby " came after the exposure of the joke
Developer [1:45 PM]:
sure it did, sure it did
Iby [1:45 PM]:
I'm sorry- I'm laughing so hard I can't type....
Minion [1:46 PM]:
and I was going to bring you back a shot glass and warm weather
Minion [1:46 PM]:
I hope we have 16 more weeks of winter
Minion [1:46 PM]:
it'll be worth the payback
Iby [1:48 PM]:
You know what would be a perfect addition to your depressing music collection? Some Mandy Moore!
Minion [1:49 PM]:
I WAS A DJ
Minion [1:49 PM]:
I had to please the junior high kids so they wouldn't bug the sh1t out of me
Iby [1:50 PM]:
You should have just left it at "I WAS A DJ" because now you've outted yourself as a dj at middle school dances. And that's like super lame.
Minion [1:50 PM]:
"Mr. Minion Mr. Minion I want to hear that Mandy Moore song from A Walk to Remember"
Minion [1:50 PM]:
not dances, a skating rink
Minion [1:50 PM]:
which is much worse
Iby [1:51 PM]:
NOT GETTING ANY BETTER!
Minion [1:51 PM]:
though I guess we did host dances, so I guess that's true too
Minion [1:51 PM]:
I know
